Absurdities

Today, I received an e-mail from my sister.
Well I really had a laugh reading these 'absurdities' that she sent me, and thought that I might share it with whoever visits this lone blog.

It goes like this:

An Odd Word or Two

Where does a man buy a cap for his knee,
Or a key for a lock of his hair?
Should his eyes be called an academy
Because there are pupils there?

In the crown of his head what gems are found?
Who crosses the bridge of his nose?
Can he use, if a picture requires to be hung,
The nails on the ends of his toes?

If the crook of his elbow is put in gaol,
I'd say, ''What did he do?''
But how does he sharpen his shoulder-blades?
I'm hanged if I know. Do you?